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Sunday, November 20, 2005

If only to remove that damned diva cup from my view...
Hey so I had this really cool time today.
I woke up with a really bad feeling from last night
Keith and I went to Swans to watch an aging Rock and Roll band sweat out some old Santana hits.
Well actually the intent was to catch an eyefull of MRlene at work... and then steal her away from her place of business...The plan went smoothly untill my second beer whereupon my head went all woozy like.
So this morning, with a fog rolling in off the ocean, and a fog clouding my brain I made a hangover hash breakfast. After a second cup of coffee, things started to clear up, enough to make plans for Goldstream 2005 part II : the chum holocaust.
What an educational seminar it all was.
Volunteer's spitting about the great CRASH.
Lady Chum testing Redd depth with her anal fin.
James Bay Children farting and laughing.
Ontario Lionesses preying on yours truly.
The bob Ross portrature course by "son of Pat" (There are two. and the Pat Bay highway) and for Italian Bakers no less...
or how about the effective ruin of an ecosystem.
The 24 hour Eagle cam.
The 24 hour fish cam (there were no fish)
Dolly Parton?
Metchosin greens maitenance.
The Humpback highway, an excellent place for a blow job. (I dont know this, I think this)
Parking fees
waiting in line with people half my size and a third my age.
for....
FISH PAINTING!

request artists permission for pictures of me painting a dead fish.

suuuuuuurrrrrrreeeeaaaaaallllll.
who needs a melting clock when you have children laughing at the eradication of a civilization, and using their remains to paint colorful pictures that smell of...well...rotten chum.
glee!

Combine Harvester4:28 PM

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Combine Harvester said...: kevin always gives the best tip.
Meghan said...: http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/upload/2005/11/rehabisforquitters.jpg Dat YOU Ged?

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