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High School Moustache rides"YES!"
Ten random and important lessons, I have learned inthe last 5 days:
-Morphine before codeine, not the other way around.
-Moses got most of the old testament on backside of Mt. Sinai
-October is national cocaine month.
-I dance like I'm at a Jewish wedding...freaky naughty.
-Hot Sake rules! Even cosmo thinks so.
-There are different types of yoga, and yoga is working out.
-The super at Casa Montega is THE pimp.
-Vegan Milkshakes taste like ultra-slim fast.
-If Jesus had De Dutch for the final supper...he would not have de-died for my de-sins. Damn de stroup is sticky (I feel a song coming)
-Elijah wood is gay... VERY GAY.Thank you to those who were so kind to me on my visit... I hope I can return the favour soon.In the meantime, you should probably watch "HE-MAN meets THE BIG-LEBOWSKI" (theres lossa cussin here folks)
...and I laughed.
Combine Harvester11:47 PM
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